I found it tied around a bunch of knobs on a tractor.
What you are looking at, ladies and gentlemen, is some very specific (and expensive) ribbon that I needed for a project that as a result never happened.
I still can't figure out the purpose that it is serving.
I was going to confront him about it. But then I decided against it when I saw him working on his planter.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words.
In that case, this one would come with a bunch of expletives. (Do you see that clenched jaw? Watch out, the man is having some serious difficulties.)
Apparently something isn't working right.
This would be a bad time to bring up the ribbon.